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Summer is here in full swing. It means it’s hot and humid. Being from a very dry climate I did not know about the power of mould. Coming back to Japan after a few weeks abroad I found a few nasty surprises in our house. There was mould booth here and there. On the tatami mat a thin layer of it was found. When I opened the shoe cupboard I found the stuff on many of my shoes. This was no big deal and could be wiped of easy with a cloth. Worse with a coat in the wardrobe. I don’t no what to do with it. Maybe dry cleaning or I’ll just through it out. Read the rest of this entry »

A gaijin card is a special photo ID card that foreigners are obliged to carry with them at all times while in Japan. The full name of it is “gaikokujin-tourokusho” in Japanese. Tourists should carry their passports, and the rest of us who are here for more than 90 days this little piece of laminated paper. Read the rest of this entry »

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I’ll tell you a secret. Everybody does it. Schoolgirls, adults and businessmen alike. It takes place in buildings with covered windows in private rooms that you discreetly rent by the hour. It’s karaoke. The Japanese abbreviation that means “empty orchestra” and is performed by singing your favourite songs to a pre-recorded track, reading the lyrics from a TV monitor.
The ladies in the photo have absolutely everything to do with the article.

Karaoke has gone from trend to hype to now being just one the many things people do to amuse themselves. Gone are the karaoke bars, the taxis with karaoke and other crazy things from the 1980s. Now it is all done in a karaoke box, just like they did it in the movie “Lost in translation”. The boxes are actually small rooms located in “karaoke palaces”, buildings that host between ten or 50 rooms. Read the rest of this entry »

Ok, more about how I got my license to drive in Japan. After being sent away the first time I got back a week later. This time with a certificate from the Swedish DMV that confirmed that my license was in fact genuine. By now I was ready for anything I thought. You are not only supposed to bring your passport, but also your expired passports if any. Then they ask you when you were abroad for the first time, and what country you visited. Not that it does seem to matter if you get this wrong. I answered quickly “Denmark, 1980″ only to later realize that my first trip abroad was to Norway in 1977.

It all went very smooth up to the point when they compared my address from my ID card with the one I had stated. There was a slight difference. They started by asking my wife if we live together. Innocent question we thought so we said yes. Should not have done that. The next question was then, so why have your ID cards different addresses?

Turns out that the authority that issued the ID card had make a typo! Doh! Ok, we had already taken the day off for this so I went straight to prefectural office to have it changed. No problem, changed in a jiffy. (Is that a strange expression? Maybe I will change that later) So, after a quick lunch things went faster back at the DMV. Test of vision is performed with a machine that looks very old. Not colorblind, ok, next. In a pace that would impress the assembly line at Toyota our photos were taken. Sit down. Look here. Click. Thank you. Next. Half an hour later I exit with my Japanese drivers license. It cost me 3000 yen is valid for 2 years. What kind of car should I get? Maybe I will settle for a small motorbike to start with.

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Getting a Japanese drivers license requires persistence. Be ready to go to the DMV at least two or three times before you get it. It is a Kafkaesque experience because there are two sets of rules. The ones listed and the secret ones. No doubt you will not know all the secret rules. No way by your first visit. Reading this text will help you get your Japanese drivers license. And hopefully entertain you as well.

You do not need to make an appointment. But you do have to find out when it is open. In Yokohama it is open everyday between 8.30 and 9.30. And 12.30 to 1.30. Make sure first to go to the right DMV. If you live in Yokohama you can not go to the Tokyo DMV. You must go to the one in Yokohama.

The process that I describe here is for changing your foreign drivers license to a Japanese one. First your country must be valid for change. Austria is not. But most other countries are.

The first thing you see in this department is a sign that says “Nobody speaks English here, bring your own interpreter.” It is a good idea to bring someone with at least a decent level of conversational Japanese. Because the questions are many. First you sign your name on list attached to clipboard. Write it in katakana. Then sit down and wait for them to call your name.

By now you have plenty of time to check everything you brought. You will need:

One photograph of you for the application. Passport style. Small. I took my photo in a photo booth in Japan. The size for ID cards is the right one. 30 x 40 mm. But you have to go to the photo corner at the DMV to have your photo cut. They punch out a smaller 24 x 30 mm from your 30 x 40 photo. And just so that you know, this is not the photo that will end up on your license, but we will get to that.

Drivers license. Not to forget also a written translation of it. Check with your embassy if they provide that service. Mine did.

Passport and with photocopies are also needed. If you have expired passports, bring them too if you can. They will ask for them.

Alien registration card. (Gajin card) If you went through the procedure to get this document you are well prepared to battle the Japanese DMV.

In order to change your license to a Japanese one you must be able to prove that you have lived in your home country at least six months after you got your license. This is one of the secret rules. To support this you need a document of some kind. But they will not tell if it will be valid or not until they see it.

After I handed in my documents I strolled around the place waiting. The Japanese Red Cross have put up a somewhat permanent outpost just outside the building. They want you to donate blood. Good idea, people here have plenty of time. Waiting. Maybe people will think about getting in a car crash and need blood. “If I, You know, now, give, maybe I will be cosmically rewarded later, kinda.” I gave none of my blood. My wife does sometimes. Hers, that is.

Posted on the wall was a picture of a murderer. A classic “Wanted” ad. You would think. Only the physical description was so hilarious I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes. Check this out. It is true. If you don’t believe me, check with someone who can read Japanese. First it says “lefthanded”. Ok, that’s good. Maybe I see the guy writing something. Then it is added. “But not when catching a ball, then he uses his right hand”. See, whenever I meet a murderer I wouldn’t play catch with them. Hmm, lets see now, this guy. Didn’t he write with his left hand before? But now he is actually catching a ball with his RIGHT hand. Oh, no, must be a murderer.

It gets worse. Next line reads “this man can not use his chopsticks very well”. So be careful people. After you have played catch with that nice stranger and you sit down for a meal, watch him. Because if he fails to pick up his noodles with his chopsticks, he might very well be, yes, a murderer.

Well, it turned out that the expiration date on my Swedish drivers license was different from other Swedish licenses that they had seen. It looked strange, they thought. So they asked me to get a document that explained why expiration date looked funny! Ok, I had to leave without my Japanese license. One of the secret rules got turned against me.

To be continued.

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